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YouTube Sensations: CFB’s Top 10 Coaching Rants

Editor’s Note: Rankings based on a combination of comedic value, anger and infamy.

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10. LSU’s Les Miles: “Have a Great Day” (2007)

We’re not sure if he was actually mad or not, but that was the bizarre thing about Miles’ behavior at this press conference that came in advance of the 2007 SEC Championship Game, an eventual 21-14 victory over Tennessee. LSU’s coach was shooting down rumors that he was a candidate to take over for Lloyd Carr at Michigan.

The best part about it? The rambling press conference lasted just over a minute, after which Miles was kind enough to wish everyone a great day.

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9. Alabama’s Nick Saban: “Misinformation” (2011)

Without being prompted by a question, Saban opened an August 2011 press conference, which was supposed to inform the media about the start of Crimson Tide’s fall camp, by ranting about Internet rumors over injuries to Crimson Tide players.

“You all can go crazy out on misinformation and bad information. And have no professionalism to try to find out if it did or didn’t happen,” he said.

Yeah, Saban just wakes up mad.

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8. Florida’s Urban Meyer: “You’re a Bad Guy” (2010)

Orlando Sentinel reporter Jeremy Fowler published a quote from Gators receiver Deonte Thompson, who said John Brantley was a “real quarterback” unlike Tim Tebow, which was unfairly portrayed as a criticism of the Heisman winner.

You know what comes next: Meyer lashed out at Fowler, who claimed all he was doing was quoting Thompson. The former Florida coach threatened to block the Sentinel from covering the team and went as far as to call Fowler a bad guy and say there would be a physical altercation if Thompson was his son.

This heated confrontation at Gators practice illustrated why Meyer needed some time off from coaching. And maybe, a little anger management.

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7. Ole Miss’ Houston Nutt: “50 Years!” (2010)

The Rebels were coming of an embarrassing loss at Tennessee and on their way to a 4-8 season. Nutt thought it was a good time to point out that Ole Miss, which had won consecutive January 1st bowls the previous two seasons, had struggled before he got there.

In case anyone forgot, how many years had it been since the Rebels had turned that trick, coach?

“50! 50!”

Oh, OK.

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6. Indiana’s Kevin Wilson: “61 on the Illini” (2011)

Wilson was a little sour during an appearance on FOX Sports Radio’s “Zakk & Jack Show” last month. The new Hoosiers coach didn’t take kindly to one of the hosts, former Illinois quarterback Jack Trudeau, taking a shot at Indiana before Wilson came on the radio.

Wilson responded in part to Trudeau: “I remember putting 61 on the Illini a few years back, too, when I was at Northwestern and they kinda stunk at the time, too.  Anyway, I got some things to do guys, waddya guys need?”

Shortly after, the uncomfortable interview was cut short by the hosts who criticized the coach for being rude. Radio hosts and IU resident assistants – who’s next on Wilson’s hit list?

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2:05 PM on 9/14/2011
  • JB

    there isnt any better rants than these?

    • John L

      Anything with Bobby Knight would be better than these.

  • anonymous

    I want to see a mash-up of Mike Stoops (Arizona) moments whether it be press conferences, or especially on the sideline. Arizona is almost fun to watch just to see him go nuts on the sideline.

  • Stumpy

    Never any doubt. Mike Gundy is not a man… He is THE MAN!

    • HEE HAWWW

      how many big12 championships does she have? or any other championships, only beat texas once in 12 years, OU 3 times I hope he hangs around awhile.

      • Anonymous

        That man has changed the football program at OSU. He was also the coach of the year last season.

  • Anonymous

    love how this website filters people who do not agree. Never seen such a website so disrespectful to vets. Why not just port this as a anti-american website?
    I told you in a long email about all the heck our vets have been through – then sent another, then another. Do not understand why I have now sent 5 emails supporting out vets, and you still refuse to post them. Do you think of out vets as trash – just like you think of my numerous emails supporting them?

  • Anonymous

    It would be obvious to me if no one commented. I do not think you have any intention of publishing comments that would conttradict your philophies of “make money always”, and “pretend” you did not hear opposition.
    You will always define your opinion, and you will always dissuade others from commenting, with the assinuation of implying that you want feedback.
    Fact is – it is absolutely clear you feign concern, and are indignant of feedback. Essentially, you are a bush patsy.

  • Anonymous

    Did not realize that responses were only posted pending your approval.
    Explains a lot – also explains why none of the numerous posts I sent you were ever listed – guess you wont post anything that you cant answer to, explain or defend.

  • Anonymous

    Sorry,
    looking for a got my degree site, not a “how do you spell GED site”

  • Anonymous

    I’m just wondering ya know…don’t want to make anyone mad or anything ya know but…just what the hell does being 40 have to do with being a man? I always thought the first indication of being a man was your personal…hmm…equipment. After that it all gets subjective. Don’t rant me into the mud there, Coach, I’m just asking. lol

  • JC_2

    Hmm. I have question for Coach Gundy but I’m almost afraid to bring it up. Guess I’ll try. Coach, what does being 40 have to do with being a man? I thought being a man started out with having certain personal…hmm…equipment? After that the definition of ‘a man’ gets subjective as hell. One person’s definition of what ‘a man’ is isn’t necessarily what another woman’s definition of ‘a man’ to be. Please don’t flame me, Coach. I’m just curious is all. lol

    • Anonymous

      You know what your asking a stupid question. You are right age does not make the man. Ths is the firt time I have seen this tape. The reason why the press made fun of it is because it is so true. These people writing this mess have no idea of responsibility. These young men are just amateur student athletes. The way that he responded is the reason he is the coach that he is. It is the reason that they have risen from 0-11 about 8 years ago to a run at the natinal championship this year. His athletes know he has their back. I was always a Mike Gundy fan. Now, that feeling is stronger than ever. I am so proud that he is our coach.

  • Bigronnie

    What about the ex Texas Tech coach? His rants was always classic and a terrific sound piece everytime he spoke to the media.

  • Bob

    Where is Bobby Knight? You guys have obviously never heard him go off (both on the floor and with the Press). I can also remember a briefing with Barry Switzer about 25 years ago!! He was impressive when pissed.

    • Anonymous

      This is football, idiot. Not basketball.

  • Sho Tyme

    I want Coach Bennett’s autograph. Freakin’ hilarious!

  • mac the floor guy

    I’m an OU alum, but I think Mike Gundy has done a heck of a job at OSU, and the funny thing is that his brother Cale, was THE OU QUARTERBACK who started OU’s “AIR FORCE”. Cale is now offensive coordinator at OU. Mike, of course, was a stellar quarterback at OSU. I understand family holidays at the Gundy house are interesting. Mike seems to absolutely HATE OU. A couple of months ago, a landscape contractor showed up at Mike’s house and was wearing an OU t-shirt. Mike fired him on the spot, saying that the contractor had “insulted and upset” Gundy’s wife. The crew had driven about 60 miles, and is suing Gundy for expenses incurred. I think the guy probably thought that he and Gundy would have a laugh about it, then he would change t-shirts. Mike needs to get a little bit of a sense of humor. He’s done an outstanding job at OSU and will be there till the day he dies, most likely. The big “IF” will be now that OSU is used to being a powerhouse team, they don’t fire him if they have a “subpar” 8 and 4 season or two, and if he goes many more years without beating OU. The real shame is that OSU, despite being a top 10 team, rarely fills their stadium, which only seats about 55,000. Tonight’s game with Tulsa isn’t sold out, despite the fact that Tulsa is only 60 miles from Stillwater, OSU has more alumni living in Tulsa than OU does, and Tulsa’s stadium only seats a little over 30,000 fans. It’s been many years since OU didn’t sell out the 85,000 seat stadium for a home game, and OU will regularly send 25,000 fans 300 miles to see them play Baylor, for example. OSU would most likely receive invitations from better bowls if the bowl committees knew that they would send 20,000 fans to see the Cowboys play. I pull for OSU just about every week except when they play OU, but I live in Tulsa, and have friends who play for Tulsa, and others in the Athletic department, so, tonight, GO TU !

  • mac the floor guy

    Les Miles is one of the reasons that there are more horse’s rears in the world than horses. I remember when Les was at OSU and promised he wasn’t leaving, the next day he was headed for LSU. It’s amazing, too that he has managed to reverse the aging process and his hair has turned from completely gray to medium brown. How did that happen? A new product called Hair-o-gancce?

  • mac the floor guy

    Les Miles is the luckiest man in the world, replacing Lou Gehrig. Last year, the refs blew a call late in the game that allowed LSU to win. Then Arkansas QB threw a couple of long passes into double coverage late in the game when Arkansas had LSU beaten, and both were, of course, intercepted. Mallett is a good athlete, is a good short to mid range passer, but couldn’t hit the side of a barn from 40 yards. Miles has won 2 other games that I can think of in which he totally blew the clock management at the end of a game, and somehow it worked out in LSU’s favor. He’s snatched victory from the jaws of defeat numerous times, and it usually had nothing to do with his coaching ability.

  • Exokie

    Seems to me what Coach Gundy was saying is that once you reach forty or more, you are able to take the slings and arrows of misfortune more than when you were twenty five or less. With me, after fifty, I just don’t give a d***. After fifty, I just don’t care.

  • boner man

    How did I know, before even reading this article, that “Im A Man Gundy’ would be #1? The sore head is no different at home with his family

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