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Top 10 Division I College Basketball Names Of All Time

He might only see the court 13 minutes a night, but we can guarantee that Syracuse freshman Fab Melo leaves an impression on fans. After all, he’s got one of the greatest college basketball names of all time. A first name of Fab (short for Fabricio) is outstanding, plus reminds us of Fabio and “Fab” from Milli Vanilli. And with a last name of Melo, he was just destined to play at Syracuse. But Melo’s unique name isn’t even among the 10 best we’ve ever seen in college basketball history. Take a look.

Note: Nicknames, such as “Mouse” McFadden, not included

10. Majestic Mapp (Virginia)

9. Just-in’love Smith (Siena)

8. Uwe Blab (Indiana)

7. Austen Powers (Cal State Northridge, Seattle)

6. Duany Duany (Wisconsin)

5. Yinka Dare (George Washington)

4. Kevin Pittsnogle (West Virginia)

3. Chief Kickingstallionsims (Alabama State)

2. Fennis Dembo (Wyoming)

1. God Shammgod (Providence)

12:39 PM on 12/14/2010

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  • Lonnie

    What about exree hipp?

  • kenny

    what about the best of all time Baskerville Holmes?

  • Bard

    What about Mamadou Ndiyae? Nobody packs your lunch like Mamadou!

  • D-up

    Baskerville Holmes (Memphis) all-time greatest name.

  • Brian

    I know Majestic has a brother named Scientific. I went to camp with him, and roll call came up everyone was asking why he’s yelling for a Scientific Mapp!

  • bill

    indiana has a player coming in a couple years named “peter jurkin”

  • sweetpea

    What about houseguest?

  • hoops

    Longer Longer has to make it if
    Duany Duany can make it.

  • Stamulin Hakura Meashpa doosh

    wut about me? De gretest basketball playa of all time! go bookeyes

  • bob

    From 02-05 UT had a guy named Pee-Wee Gash.

  • Skip Scandirito

    Willy Cager from Tex. Western

  • reth

    what happened to boomchie boomchie

  • IvyBball

    What about Penn’s Koko Archibong??

  • Mike

    Great post! Thanks for this. I love thinking about the old teams. There’s no way these current teams could hang with some of those older teams. I found a pretty extensive 64-team bracket on a site. Good stuff. I found your article searching for more opinions on the best team. Nice!

    If you want to check out the 64-team bracket. It’s enjoyable if nothing else: tchuddle.com/2011/04/the-greatest-ncaa-division-i-men%e2%80%99s-basketball-tournament-teams-ever-champion/