The majority of Auburn fans likely didn’t vote to reelect Barack Obama as President. But that hasn’t stopped one of them from appealing to the POTUS to give the Tigers football program new life.
A user named “George P” created a petition on Wednesday at “We the People” — run in conjunction with the White House’s official website — to have both coach Gene Chizik and athletic director Jay Jacobs fired from their current positions.
“Either send [sic] military drones to the athletic department and blow the whole thing up or give our boosters a $10 million stimulus package to create new orange and blue jobs,” the petition reads. “Determine that Jacobs and Chizik are terrorists and get rid of them for Auburn.”
Auburn fans have a penchant for this, apparently, as a Change.org petition was started in October asking the Tigers to hire Bobby Petrino as their next head coach. They are taking their desire to have “a leader and not a loser” quite seriously (and crazily).