While high-profile athletes like ex-Alabama running back Trent Richardson are busy fielding prom invitations this month, Mr. Irrelevant of the 2012 NFL Draft has received a much more indecent proposal.
A woman named Brianne from New York City has posted a video on YouTube and has a special offer for the last pick of this week’s NFL draft by the Indianapolis Colts on top of a trip to Disneyland.
Explains Brianne in the clip:
I’m super excited for the NFL draft but I’m really not interested in who is going No. 1 or No. 2 or No. 3 or No. 4, anyone really in the first round for that matter. Or the second round, third, fourth, fifth.
What I’m interested in and what I’ve got my sights set on is Day Three, Round Seven, Pick 253 – the last pick of the draft. Mr. Irrelevant.
I’ve got this special place in my heart for, like, the humiliated, neglected, the last pick on the playground kind of guy. That’s why I’m making the following offer. Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant, is going to earn himself a night, alone, with me. And our time together, I guarantee you, will be anything but irrelevant.
I will be waiting, and watching – especially you guys in the Big Sky Conference – with love, your future Mrs. Irrelevant.
Judging by the creepiness of the video, we’re not sure if the proposal is to sleep with Mrs. Irrelevant or get chopped up into little pieces, but this will certainly grab the attention of those projected to be picked late in the draft.