As of 10:30 AM ET on Friday, Georgia sophomore offensive lineman Watts Dantzler has over 4,900 followers on Twitter. With his sense of humor, it won’t be long until he doubles that.
On Thursday, Dantzler took to Twitter to opine, “How cool would it be if you could download food to your iPhone?!” In the 22 hours since being posted to Reddit’s CFB section, it has over 660 likes.
As well it should. Considering the hype surrounding Friday’s release of the iPhone 5, why shouldn’t Apple customers shoot for the moon with their expectations?
Dantzler doesn’t just send out clever tweets, he’s also a gifted storyteller. His March 17 WordPress entry on a bizarre Panama City-to-Athens, Greyhound bus trip this past spring break will have you in stitches (H/T Mario_Speedwagon).
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How cool would it be if you could download food to your iPhone?!
— Watts Dantzler (@wattsdantzler) September 20, 2012








