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Alleged Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel has apparently moved from the links to the gridiron, as TMZ.com is reporting she married former Penn State fullback Matt Hahn last Sunday in Sin City.

TMZ claims that Uchitel and Hahn were in Las Vegas attending the wedding of a friend when they spontaneously tied the knot at the Little White Chapel, where Britney Spears married childhood friend Jason Alexander in 2004 before it was annulled.

We know, how romantic.

What you probably didn’t realize is that Hahn, 26, was in Penn State’s backfield from 2004-07, where he carried the ball 34 times for 134 yards and one touchdown in his career.

Hahn, an insurance broker, told the New York Post in March that he and Uchitel met through Facebook last fall (and they say chivalry is dead). The two are reportedly living together in San Francisco. When asked about her past, Hahn told the Post, “I don’t judge anybody.”

Uchitel, a decade older at 36, is infamous for her alleged affair with golfer Tiger Woods that the National Enquirer reported in 2009 after allegedly meeting him as a VIP hostess at The Griffin nightclub in Manhattan. Tragically, Uchitel was also engaged to investment banker James Andrew O’Grady, who was killed in the World Trade Center attack on September 11, 2001.

Between meeting on Facebook to a shotgun wedding in Vegas, it was certainly a bizarre sequence of events that led to the engagement between Hahn and Uchitel, but we wish them the best.

Hmm, we wonder what 84-year-old Nittany Lions coach Joe Paterno will get them for a wedding gift…

[TMZ]

7:56 PM on 10/4/2011
  • http://yahoo mykel

    His Aunt Jessica Hahn should be proud!

    • Joe Nelson

      Is that true…is Jessica Hahn really his Aunt.

    • BillyBob

      Is she the niece of Jessica , wow , didn’t know that .

  • K.

    Who cares about this?

  • lavender

    you go girl he’s fine

    • trutty

      Fine looking maybe… that becomes irrelevant in time. There’s a saying… show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I’ll show you a guy tired ef -ing her…and conversely. “looking fine” has a VERY short lifespan.

  • BINFORD

    If inappropriate comments are not allowed, what’s the use of printing this article?
    I mean talk about being used, used up or just worn out!
    I’m speaking of the running back naturally.

  • Dangelo

    How pretty. She looks good too.

  • Billybob

    Six months or less ………

    • trutty

      I agree with the “or less” part.

  • Bob

    Why would this guy marry this total h*? Hard to believe. She is ten years older and fools around with married guys. She also blackmailed Tiger Woods to the tune of several million dollars. Wonderful person. Great score, dude!

    If this lasts a year, I will be surprised.

  • juan delgado

    what is inappropriate a remark or HER??? a h* is a h* is a h*!!!

  • GENTALMEN

    How to make an appropriate comment?

  • jfg

    welcome to the family

  • Larry Bird

    Once you go black…you always go back

  • Haile Selassie

    Most women are in it for the money. She is no different. This is an unfortunate and painful lesson we all learn, sooner or later.

  • Terry

    I’m sure they deserve each other.

  • Tony

    Haile Selassie, your correct!
    Eventually reality will set in, and he’ll realize she has ZERO morals, and was effing a married man for MONEY.
    And that makes her a……………………

  • He is a comlete moron and she is even dumber. Her lips are crooked. Better for bj.

    He is a comlete moron and she is even dumber. Her lips are crooked.

  • kayus

    This lady is bad news. Her fiance supposedly died on 9-11. Then she got involved with Tiger Woods and his life took a turn for the………(you make your judgement on that). Now, she is married? Hope her luck changes, also whoever she is involved with, hope their luck remains good. Wish them all good luck!

  • ricardo

    He doesnt judge anybody? Dont worry, everybody will do it for you. Congrats marrying a woman who tried to have her 15 minutes of fame by having relations with a professional athlete. I’m pretty sure she knew that tiger was married but still b***** the s*** out of him. Now you’re expecting to convert a H** to a Housewife? Brotha run and save your family name before she b*** your best friend just because “he’s a good listener”. Good luck.

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