In light of the $9.1 million Alabama spent on its gleaming new weight room, you would think that they could have left room in the budget for someone to come up with decent motivational slogans.
The Crimson Tide could have opted for something along the lines of “Play Like a Champion Today” or “Roll Tide” or something simple but powerful. Instead, they gave us this gem: “Sweat is Just Your Fat Crying.”
Um … what? While we appreciate the effort to try something different, “Sweat is Just Your Fat Crying” sounds like something you’d see on the walls of Globo Gym, not the weight room for a big-time college football team.