They have a different set of child-rearing policies in Crimson Tide Nation.
YouTube user PatchOxmoor uploaded a video last Friday of a baby named Charlie. Charlie is asked repeatedly, “Where’s Coach?” and proceeds to crawl all the way from the living room to the kitchen. He responds to the question by pointing at a picture of Nick Saban tacked to the bottom of the refrigerator.
Note that young Charlie can’t talk or walk yet. (To his and his parents’ credit, he can stand up on his own.) Here’s hoping that his parents consulted “Everybody Poops” before looking at Alabama’s 2012 gameday program in Charlie’s development.