Wazzu WR Caught With Tequila in Pants
Everyone runs out of liquor in a night of hard drinking but Washington State WR Drew Loftus might want to call it a night the next time that happens instead of the alternative.
Loftus was arrested early Friday morning after he allegedly walked into Dissmore’s Grocery Store in Pullman and promptly shoved two bottles of tequila down his pants. Loftus then tried to purchase two cartons of eggs in what must have been a ridiculous waddle to the counter.
Loftus was given misdemeanor citations for third-degree theft, as well as minor in possession of alcohol and minor intoxicated in public before he was released by police.
Police who arrived noted Loftus was already intoxicated, but when do you shove two bottles of tequila down your pants sober?