Subway Makes ‘Meat Bust’ of LB Jones
There is, apparently, a line of each contract that Subway inks its athlete spokesmen to that stipulates the creation of a bust (similar to those in the Pro Football Hall of Fame) of that player made entirely out of deli meat.
Former Georgia LB Jarvis Jones — widely considered to be a first round NFL draft pick — is the most recent player to be memorialized in this manner. In doing so, he follows in the illustrious footsteps of Robert Griffin III, Ndamukong Suh and others.
If we were Jones, we’d feel slightly disrespected that Subway constructed our bust out of chicken salad. We can think of many other deli meats we’d rather have statues of us created from.