Seventeen Names 25 Hottest CFB Players
Who needs the college football analysis of ESPN, Yahoo! Sports, Sports Illustrated and the like when the “scouting reports” courtesy of Seventeen magazine are so much more entertaining?
The iconic teenage girl-geared publication just released its list of “The Hottest College Football Players.” Below are some of our favorite descriptors:
- Braxton Miller, Ohio State QB: “Braxton set a school record last year for the most yards rushed. We think he deserves a school record for hotness!”
- Drew Alleman, LSU K: “Drew is considered one of the best placekickers in the nation, and was an honrable mention All-American in 2011. Could he be any hotter?!”
- Drew Allen, Syracuse QB: “This hottie just transferred to Syracuse from Oklahoma, and will play his first season for the Orange. But who cares who he plays for when he looks that hot?!”
- Cody Hoffman, BYU WR: “Smokin’ hot Cody ranks third on BYU’s career-receiving touchdowns list!”
- Clint Trickett, West Virginia QB: “This cute quarterback transfered from Florida State to West Virginia so he could play at his father’s alma mater. So sweet!”
We’re in pain from doubling over laughing so hard.