March Madness a Popular Time for Vasectomies


It turns out that March is a time during which many men have their brackets busted and their tubes tied.

A major clinic in Ohio reports that before and during the NCAA tournament, it typically performs 40-50 more vasectomies - the surgical procedure during which tubes are tied to block the release of sperm when a man ejaculates to prevent pregnancy - than it does during any other month of the year.

“If you are going to take some time off [for the procedure], then it is probably good to have something to entertain you on TV,” Kansas City-area urologist Andrew Morris told KMBZ.

Well, that’s one way to get out of work to watch the Big Dance…


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