KY Fan Offers Wife for Final Four Tix?
Whether it’s shaving a unibrow into one’s chest hair in honor of Anthony Davis, breaking into an arena to watch the Wildcats play in the NCAA tournament, amending road signs in Lexington or celebrating a trip to Saturday’s Final Four with debauchery in the streets, the fanaticism of Kentucky Wildcat fans knows no bounds.
And if a Charlotte man on the New Orleans Craig’s List is supposed to be believed, he is willing to exchange his wife for tickets to UK’s game Saturday against Louisville in New Orleans.
Reads the post:
“I am a UK fan wanting to go to the Final Four in N’Oleans. I have put up my wife as collateral. She can make you speak 5 languages you never knew you could speak. I am not feeling my best so I have to use my sexy mama to get me to the game.
“She is completely game, is a litte (sic) picky, but if you make her howl at the moon while making her speak portugese (sic) or something I don’t get out of her then by all means…..have at it and let me see my UK Wildcats!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Yes it is bad to do this, but it (sic) the Kentucky faithful dammit. Look out for the Bluegrass State and hook this pimp up okay?”
Already featured on multiple sports blogs, one has to assume it is a prank, although with Kentucky fans one is never quite sure. So if you are really, really lonely but just-so-happen to have tickets to the Final Four at the Superdome, this could be your dream come.