Gophers DT: I’ll Eat Shark for Revenge
In a recently revealed interview from Big Ten Media Days, Minnesota DT Ra’Shede Hageman said that he was really into food — not surprising at all for a 6-foot-6, 311-pounder — but not necessarily fish. However, he would make one exception to his no-seafood policy.
“I would eat a shark,” Hageman told reporters, “because a shark kills a lot of people. If I eat a shark, I feel like I’d be avenging a lot of people’s deaths and whatever. Sharks are so mean.”
As far as nicknames go, “Sharkeater” is both unique and intimidating. Try and spread it, Gophers fans.