Ex-LSU OL Peter Dyakowski Botches Final Jeopardy! (PHOTO)
Former LSU offensive lineman Peter “The Mullet” Dyakowski (2003-06) appeared on Jeopardy! Tuesday night and gave what is undoubtedly one of the worst guesses for a Final Jeopardy! clue.
The contestants were given this clue: “Team nicknames of the 8 Ivy League schools include 4 animals, 3 colors and this Christian denomination.”
You would think a former college athlete could guess this in his sleep.
But instead of guessing “Quakers” for Penn, the three-time SEC All-Academic team member and Canada’s Smartest Person in 2012 guessed, “Orangemen.”
Let us count the ways this answer is wrong:
1. Syracuse goes by the Orange now, not Orangemen
2. Syracuse is not an Ivy League school
3. Orangemen is not a Christian denomination (although it is a Protestant fraternal organization, so that’s kind of close)
— MPH (@PhillyPartTwo) June 4, 2014
Unsurprisingly, Dyakowski finished last on the show.
Naturally, his teammates on the Hamilton Tiger-Cats were ready to bust his chops over the mishap on Wednesday morning.
— Mark Bowman (@metalhead_mark) June 4, 2014
I just got this from a Hog fan. So not nice! pic.twitter.com/qIMb3TxBkg
— Belle Es You (@SouthernbeLLSU) May 16, 2014