Auburn Fan Starts Online Petrino Petition

Change.org is an optimal, online destination for “people empowered to fight for what’s right locally, nationally and globally.” And delusional Auburn fans.

A user named Mike Fisher — who lists his hometown as Gadsen, AL — has started an online petition for Auburn to hire Bobby Petrino as the Tigers’ next head football coach.

That’s right. The same platform that’s been used to fight against wrongful deportation, any-gay bullying and other worthy social causes now hosts a memorandum asking for Auburn to hire a disgraced former coach with a wandering eye for both women and coaching gigs.

While this is utterly ridiculous, the petition does include some hilarious notes from “supporters.” Among them:

[Friends of the Program]

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