#96: Duke is … The Fugees’ ‘Killing Me Softly’


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Lost Lettermen is counting down and ranking all 124 FBS college football teams from best to worst by comparing each to a well-known song. We will examine one team per day through the summer in the lead up to the 2012 season. Today’s team: The  Duke Blue Devils.


2011 Record: 3-9
Head Coach: David Cutcliffe
Returning Starters: 15 (7 offense, 8 defense)
Key Players: QB Sean Renfree, WR Conner Vernon


9/1: FIU
9/8: @ Stanford
9/15: NC Central
9/22: Memphis
9/29: @ Wake Forest
10/6: Virginia
10/13: @ Virginia Tech
10/20: North Carolina
10/27: @ Florida St.
11/3: Clemson
11/17: @ Georgia Tech
11/24: Miami (Fla.)


It’s been almost two decades since Duke has had a winning football season. That statement alone spells coaching changes but, for David Cutcliffe, he’s been able to retain his position for five years. Cutcliffe has compiled a 15-33 mark so far with Duke and, during his tenure, the Blue Devils have had a better winning percentage than any of the program’s previous five coaches. Senior quarterback Sean Renfree has only one real go-to target in Conner Vernon and, with a lack of depth and experience at wide receiver, Cutcliffe might have to rely more on his defense if he wants to win this season. Considering the nature of the Blue Devils’ schedule and a non-existent running attack, all the defense in the world won’t save the program from another lackluster season.

Duke’s eight conference games come against teams who all reached bowl eligibility in 2012. Not to mention, the Blue Devils travel out West to play Stanford in mid-September. It’s safe to say Cutcliffe won’t have a winning campaign this upcoming year and, once again, Duke will find itself in the basement of the ACC. The program reminds us of The Fugees’ slow cover song, “Killing Me Softly.” With Duke being a basketball school, though, we can’t say anyone is really taking notice of the team’s pains on the gridiron.

FBS 124 Countdown

#124: UTSA is … Rebecca Black’s “Friday”

#123: UMass is … Clay Aiken’s “Invisible”

#122: South Alabama is … Rednex’s “Cotton Eye Joe”

#121: Texas State is … Baha Men’s “Who Let the Dogs Out?”

#120: New Mexico is … Double Take’s “Hot Problems”

#119: Florida Atlantic is … Rammstein’s “Du Hast”

#118: Memphis is … Elvis Presley’s “Hound Dog”

#117: Akron is … LL Cool J’s “Mama Said Knock You Out”

#116: UNLV is … Wayne Newton’s “Remember When”

#115: UAB is … Jay-Z’s “99 Problems”

#114: MTSU is … Jessica Mauboy’s “What Happened to Us?”

#113: Tulane is … The Game’s “My Life”

#112: Idaho is … Billy Ray Cyrus’ “Achy Breaky Heart”

#111: Buffalo is … Bruno Mars’ “Don’t Give Up”

#110: UL Monroe is … Bubba Sparxxx’s “Ugly”

#109: Rice is … Destiny’s Child’s “Survivor”

#108: Central Michigan is … Kid Rock’s “Only God Knows Why”

#107: Colorado State is … Aaliyah’s “Try Again”

#106: Miami (OH) … is Nick Lachey’s “What’s Left of Me”

#105: New Mexico State is … Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust”

#104: Fresno St. is … Chumbawamba’s “Tubthumping”

#103: Indiana is … John Mellencamp’s “American Fool”

#102: Troy is … Ruben Studdard’s “Flying Without Wings”

#101: Army is … Righteous Brothers’ “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling”

#100: San Jose State is … The Mamas & The Papas “California Dreamin”

#99: North Texas is … Kanye West’s “New Day”

#98: UTEP is … Goo Goo Dolls’ ‘Better Days’

#97: Ball State is … Katy Perry’s “Hot N Cold”

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